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Post by Walker Boy on Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:02 am

For sure all you "must" have distinct part from your favorite movies... if you know it post here, if you don't know - use google, and again post your fav. quote here Laughing

Leon (The Professional)
Leon: And stop saying "okay" all the time. Okay?
Mathilda: Okay.
Leon: Good.
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Closer
Larry: Did u fuck him? Did u do that od the couch? Is he better than me? Is he? Tell me?
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Anna: We do everything that people who have sex do!
Larry: Do you enjoy sucking him off?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: You like his cock?
Anna: I love it!
Larry: You like him coming in your face?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: What does it taste like?
Anna: It tastes like you but sweeter!
Larry: That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.

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Post by LunarScorpio on Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:53 am

Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner.
Willam Black: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
Little Boy: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
Willam Black: [becoming enraged] You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!

--Mallrats (Love that movie!)
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Post by Arterial Spray on Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:21 pm

I have several from Bad Boys & Bad Boys 2.

Bad Boys

Mike Lowrey: What the hell are you doin'?
Marcus Burnett: Keepin' my shit quick.
Mike Lowrey: Oh, I see. You aren't gettin any at home, so you got a lot of extra energy. Go ahead, burn it off.

Mike Lowrey: Hello?
Marcus Burnett: We're your new neighbors.
Mike Lowrey: Don't be alarmed, we're negros.
Marcus Burnett: Naw man, naw. There's too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. You got to sound like them.
[In high pitched voice]
Marcus Burnett: We were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar...?

Store Clerk: Hey, freeze bitch!
Mike Lowrey: [as he points the gun her way, in a flash Mike and Marcus stop arguing and point their guns at his head] YOU freeze, bitch!
Store Clerk: Oh shit, I'm fucked.
Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles.

Marcus Burnett: Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?
Mike Lowrey: I don't have one.
Marcus Burnett: What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
Mike Lowrey: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.

Marcus Burnett: Oh, man, that was cold.
Detective Sanchez: Yeah, so was your mama's bed.

Julie Mott: Can I help you?
Theresa Burnett: Yes, I'm here to kill my husband, Marcus Burnett.
Julie Mott: Uh-huh, and that'd be the tall one or the short one?
Theresa Burnett: The short one.
Julie Mott: I thought so.

Marcus Burnett: What are our chances?
Mike Lowrey: Remember Club Hell?
Marcus Burnett: Yeah.
Mike Lowrey: Worse.

Bad Boys 2

Marcus Burnett: That was reckless, that was stupid, and that was dangerous.
[pauses]
Marcus Burnett: I'm telling Mommy.

Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?
Reggie: Yes, sir.
Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight.
Mike Lowery: You ever made love to a man?
Reggie: No.
Mike Lowery: You want to?

Mike Lowery: Now *that's* how you supposed to shoot! From now on, that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that. WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some dysfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbeques and shit, though.

Mike Lowery: Change the station. More music, less Marcus. If you open the door, he'll be a black Dr. Phil for the next 40 minutes.

Marcus Burnett: Mike, have some dignity!
Mike Lowery: What? I ain't doin' nothin'. What am I gonna do with these big-ass fake dead titties?
Marcus Burnett: But you're LOOKIN' at them.
Mike Lowery: There is something seriously wrong with your brain man
Marcus Burnett: Just cover up 'em titties.
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Re: Movie quotes

Post by billsayswow on Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:15 am

"Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this...

I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over...

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission...


And I want to help you."

Still gives me chills.
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Post by Tokuori on Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:51 am

Lets see if you can guess this one.. WITHOUT looking it up.

"Where shall I go? What shall I do?"

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
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Post by mysticaldragonmagic on Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:53 am

Haha, fantastic! How insanely twisted is it that I read that book so often that it fell apart. Now I can't read it until I find a book-binder.




Oh, right, my guess... "Gone With the Wind" Rhett and Scarlett
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Re: Movie quotes

Post by Tokuori on Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:26 am

You win the internet! ;D
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Post by billsayswow on Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:41 am

"Aaron, I can imagine no way in which this thing could be considered anywhere remotely close to safe. All I know is I spent six hours in there and I'm still alive... You still want to do it?"
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Re: Movie quotes

Post by Tokuori on Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:33 am



  • "I am Jack's Colon."

    "I get cancer, I kill Jack."


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Re: Movie quotes

Post by Mono on Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:47 pm

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
Airplane!

"Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb."
Dark Helmet, Space Balls

"I know they were just kids...but man we beat the fuck out of them!"
Dogma

"I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom."
Mel Brooks

" In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us."
Jay
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Re: Movie quotes

Post by billsayswow on Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:33 am

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"
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